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February 13, 2007

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bianca michielsen

ik weet niet zo goed snel iets leuks te verzinnen maar ik wil wel heeeeeeel graag zo'n prachtig pakketjes van je prachtige papier winnen hihi..ik hoop zo dat je er om kan lachen!!!!!!

emine pala

Sorry niets grappigs vanuit hier, ben daar niet voor in de stemming...

Mijn man heeft een grote fout begaan in onze relatie... En hij geeft MIJ de schuld...
is dit grappig of niet :(

Ellemieke

This little movie is so funny, you just have to see it:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/90957/drunk_animals/

Brigitta

normally I write in English, but this one has to be done in dutch or you'll miss out on the joke

Toen ik klaar was met mn secretaresse opleiding had ik heel snel een uitzendbaantje maar ik wilde natuurlijke een vaste aanstelling dus ik was flink aan het solliciteren. Op 1 april (jawel) kwam ik thuis zegt mn broer: dr is ook voor je gebeld voor een baan, het nummer ligt naast de telefoon, je moet vragen naar meneer de Leeuw.
Dus ik bellen, wordt er aan de andere kant opgenomen met: Noorder Dierenpark Emmen (en nog gaat er geen lichtje branden)
Ik: ik moest terugbellen ivm met een sollicitatie, ik had graag meneer De Leeuw gesproken.
Beginnen ze daar aan de andere kant toch te lachen, dat hun meneer de Leeuw alleen maar brult en of ik weet dat het 1 april is......
mijn broer rolde inmiddels over de grond natuurlijk en ik denk dat ik even heel dom gekeken heb.
Ik was zo gefixeerd op een baan vinden dat ik geen moment stil had gestaan bij 1 april.
Dit blijft een anecdote in onze familie waar op 1 april nog altijd om gelachen wordt.

groetjes
Brigitta

Brigitta

My ex-sister in law sent me this, I think it't hilarious

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.


Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can handle it.

Marga

Afgelopen dinsdag gaf ik met mijn kleuters een voorstelling nav van het boek Kikker in de kou voor alle ouders, opa's en oma's.
Zij speelden het boek na terwijl ik tussendoor het verhaal aanvulde.
Aan het eind zongen de kinderen nog een lied over de koude kikeer, eigenlijk best een beetje moeilijk..............dus zei ik kleine stukjes voor....
Ik vroeg om een keihard applaus voor deze kanjers, waarop een van de kleuters zei:

En een keihard applaus voor juf, die kan voorzeggen zonder te praten!!!!

I will try to translet......

Last Tuesday we had a play about a book of Max Velthuijs Kikker in de kou.
All parents and grandparents came to see us. The children showt them what happened and I try to tell the story. At the end we sing a little song about the frog, that was a little bit difficult, so I helped them to move my mouth.......
I asked everyone fotr a big applaus and one of the children said:
And a big applaus for her......she can see things without talking!!!

angela

ok I am not a very funny person but i will give it a shot! This is a little thing about ketchup bottles:
shake shake shake that bottle
none will come and then a lot'le
have a great and lovely valentines day, de mijne is letterlijk in het water gevallen! Mijn sushi viel uit de tas in een grote plas met water! De vis kan dus weer zwemmen!
xxx

Joke

Ik ben sportinstructeur en moest gisteravond een steples voor gevorderden geven. Ik had m'n les goed voorbereid en zelfs nog een nieuwe combinatie bedacht.
Om eens op een andere manier te cueën bedacht ik terwijl ik bezig was met de les de zin: ""Let op welke pasjes ik uit m'n toverdoos heb getoverd". Helaas sprak ik sneller dan ik dacht de woorden: "Kijk naar mijn toverdoos!"
De zaal barste in lachen uit, enkelen konden gewoon niet meer door steppen. En ik, ach ik sloeg even m'n handen voor m'n ogen en stepte "gewoon" door.

Julie Ann Shahin

Ok...I'm back again with another cute video - this is sure to make you smile! It's funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

:)

Nikki

One day my 4 year-old cousin was watching our grandma get ready for the day. Curious, she asked what grandma was putting on her face. Grandma replied, "It's Oil of Olay." Naturally, my cousin asked what it did, and my grandma told her that it was to make her look younger. My cousin paused for a moment and said, "Grandma, do you really think it's working?"

We laughed for days...

;)
Nikki

Amy Coose

I got this email, and it totally made me LOL!!! Hope it does the same for you. Thanks, Corinne, for the chance to win some of your FABULOUS new paper! :)

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods
majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful
animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7
foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone down upon the
man and a voice came out of the sky saying:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach
others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a
cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and
spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."

Hope Baker

martine

HAPPY VALENTINE SIS!

Cynthia

Hier een mop..

Er stapt een vrouw de bus in met een kinderwagen met daar in haar kind.
Als ze langs de buschauffeur komt begint deze keihard te lachen en zegt "wat is dat kind lelijk zeg" De vrouw is te verbouwereerd om wat terug te zeggen en loopt naar achteren, waar ze naast een man gaat zitten met haar kindje op schoot. Ze kan maar niet geloven wat de buschauffeur gezegd heeft en verteld de man naast haar dat de chauffeur haar net vreselijk beledigd heeft. Zegt de man: "dat moet je niet pikken hoor! Ga hem maar gauw de waarheid vertellen, ik hou je aap wel even vast"

Kate O'Brien

Hi there! What beautiful, bright and fun papers!!!

I'm from southern Louisiana so here's a funny story/joke for y'all!

It seems a very excited redneck called the country doctor to his house to deliver his wife's baby.

During the labor, the lights went off and the doctor had to ask the expectant father to hold the lantern near so he could assist in the baby's birth.

After the arrival of the first baby the redneck was about to put the lantern down on the table when the doctor hollered, "Wait a minute, hold that lantern back up. I believe there is another baby coming! " Sure enough, the lady delivered a second infant. The redneck was again ready to place the lantern on the table when the doctor yelled, "Wait a minute! Hold that up again, here comes another one!"

Completely dazed, the panicking father scratched his head and asked the doctor, "You reckon it's the light that's attracting them?"

cora hoekstra

Wat een reaktie als er wat te krijgen valt. Geniet van je succes.

Cora

Jayne Williams

Hi

This is a true story my mum and sister visited the Tate Modern a couple of years back with the intention of getting some culture it was going well until they were waiting for a lift to come. They had been there a while when a Guard came up and gently explained the lift would not be comming as they were standing by an exhibit. Hope this makes you laff.

Mariska

I love your gorgeous Paperline, hardly can't wait to get my hands on these.
Good luck girl.

Rhonda

Here is the laugh of the day!! Two kids across the street from my house. This is what they were building in the snow ....
[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/Rhondabrown/100_0316.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/Rhondabrown/100_0315.jpg[/IMG]

Rhonda

That didnt work....how about this.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/Rhondabrown/100_0316.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/Rhondabrown/100_0315.jpg

Nicole Paris

We recently discovered that my 3 year old is allergic to egg whites, so she isn't allowed to eat anything that has eggs in it. The other day we were at the grocery store and she saw the eggs and asked if she could have them and we reminded her that she is allergic to egg whites. She looked over at the eggs and said "What about egg browns?" (pointing to the brown eggs) :)

Nicole

anita mundt

i don't need the papers as i already have them ;)
but i can make you laugh with a funny face!
:p
anita
x

martijntje

ok, you'll love this one!
you know that the life of a goldfish isn't the longest you can think of, and one morning when i looked at our aquarium I noticed that one of our fish has had his best times...
Wessel noticed it to and was sad at first, but then he came up with the greatest idea! we had to buy a new friend for "hom" (yes, I know, it is a silly name for a goldfish, but hey wessel made it up while he was only 3). So the next day him and me went to the petshop. Wessel took the job VERY seriously, he looked in the water, choose the most beautyfull(with a log white tale) and very best friend there was swimming around and was all happy about it.
Meanwhile I had a little chat with the owner of the store and he told me that there was a slight change Hom wouldn't be so happy about all this cosiness and might want to defend his territory... Wessel came up with this genius idea: "mom, we put them together and we immediately feed them, that way Hom won't mind and now he is sóóó lonely, I feel so sad for him..."
the owner told me that it also migth turn out just fine, so we bougth the new fishyfriend.
On the way home Wessel was so happy, gave the new fish a name, talked to "Blubje" and told him all about Hom and his new home.
Finally came the moment of truth... we opened the bag and gently set Blubje free. Wessel had this big smile one his face, so cute!
Blubje looked around and just when he thougth he might like his new home, Hom spotted Blubje and immediatly declared WAR!!!
He was swimming towards Blubje as fast as he could and opened the attack. He took a big bite out of Blubjes tale and scared the hell out of Blubje... and Wessel!! Wessel was screaming:"NOOO, NOOO HOM, MOMMIÉÉÉÉ, HE IS SO MEAN!!! SAVE HIM MOMMY, SAVE HIM!!!! So in ten seconds blubje was back in the bag and Wessel was crying big tears on my lap.
Now we had another problem, because what should we do with that sweet little fishy in the bag?
Still in tears he Wessel called my sister and told her the whole story and then said:"Nienke, now he has no home, can he pleahease stay with youhou?" Nienke,almost crying herself, said:"O Yes, OF COURSE!!!, stop crying, it's gonna be allright!" Wessel stopped crying and started to smile again, "o thank you!" he said, ÿou're the best!" gave me the phone and went off playing.
Now you should know that my sister is 'a little' impulsive and sad yes to wessel without thinking of the fact that she had absalutally nothing needed to keep that fish. But hey, would you dare to take your words back? So in the and Hom was still alone, ánd the owner of the aquarium and my sister was the new proud owner of a 1,50 euro goldfish (for who she had to spend over 40 euro's for...).

hope it made you laugh, 'cause youre paper would look great in my LO titeled "a fishyfriend for Hom"

and o, happy valentine's day:)
love, martijntje

martijntje

by the way, did I also tell you that the fish died within one week, so her aquarium is vacant again? :)

groetjes, martijntje

eef

Hi Corrine,

I would love to win your papers, because they're totally cool! :-)

Ok here's my story. I tell it in Dutch and then try to translate it :-D

Toen ik een jaar of vier was lag mijn moeder in het ziekenhuis en ik logeerde bij mijn tante. We zaten samen in de trein en bij ons in de coupe zat een schele mevrouw. Ik zat de hele tijd vol bewondering naar de schele mevrouw te staren. Tante Henny werd er een beetje ongemakkelijk van.
Op een gegeven moment draai ik me om en zeg knalhard door de coupe:
"TANTE HENNY MIJN ZUS KAN OOK SCHEELKIJKEN, MAAR NIET ZOOOOO LANG"

When I was about 4 years old my mum was in the hospital. I stayed with an aunt and we were travelling by train. In the train across the "coupe" was a layday who looked terribly "SCHEEL" (I don't know the word and don't have a dictionairy here, cross eyed?). I stared at here a long time, I kept staring at her. My aunt started to feel uncomfortable. And at one point I turned to her and said:
Auntie Henny my sister can also look "scheel" but not for soooooo long

Take care :-D xx Eef

Vicky

I can only tell the joke in Dutch, because it wouldn't be so funny if I told it in English...

Als leerkracht lees je ook heel vaak absurde zaken op toetsen en examens.
Maar het grappigste was wel toen ik een paar jaar terug het examen Aardrijkskunde verbeterde, het ging onder andere over het reliëf in de Verenigde Staten. De leerlingen moesten de naam geven van het gebergte in het oosten, namelijk de Apalachen.
Nu had één van de gasten Slappalachengebergte geschreven. Ik kan je verzekeren dat ik toen wel de slappe lach voor een heel lange periode te pakken had!
Groetjes,
Vicky

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